The Robert Goulet All Holiday Special

South Park VGAs Opening - Cartman and The Hobbit


The Shamen - Re: Evolution with Terence McKenna

I'd like to invite on our guest vocalist
for tonight, a very special guest,
he's been an unconsiderable influence on the
band, the voice of the apocalypse himself,
Mr. Terence McKenna, let's hear a big hand.


If the truth can be told so as to be understood
then it will be believed. And what is the truth
that we need to believe?It's that history
failed, and so history is about to end, and
we're going to fast forward a hundred thousand
years into the past.
For a hundred thousand years before history,
people lived in harmony, in love and community,
united in the worship of a psychedelic goddess
that ruled the planet before the
dominators. For ten thousand years they
promised us utopia, and they deliver a toxic,
polluted, overpopulated planet. Enough is enough.

From the beginning, shamans guided society,
before the fall into history, and now at the
end of time, the shamans emerge again to show
the way into a psychedelic dimension of love,
sex and intelligence. If these things are not
part of the future, what kind of future will it be?

We have to return to the paeliolithic world of
natural magic through psychedelic plants,
through silicebem, which dissolves boundaries,
promotes community and ends the differences
between people. It's community that has been
stolen from us by the dominators. It is hope
that has been taken from us by the materialists.
It is anxiety which has been the gift of history,
not liberation; and so now we say, back to the
magical past,let's make the future an archaic
revival of shamanism, magic,love, sex and
intelligence. Rave culture is the real new world
order and it's going to carry all of us into a
world of completion and caring that we have not
known since the pyramids were raised.

We are the final generation. We are the people
who must save the planet and depart from it into
hyperspace, and the shamans show the way. The
shamans show the way to hyperspace. All
culture, all the dreams of all our ancestors
have built to this moment, a moment when
through the use of percussive music, community,
sexuality and psychedelics, we can discover who
we really are. We can tear the white winged dwarf
off our back and drop kick him into the abyss;
because we are the people who have seen the
future. This is what shamanism is. A shaman is
someone who has been to the end, and returns
to the rest of us to show the way to a real
community, a real apothiosys, worthy of
all the shamans, all the people who suffered
and struggled over the centuries to bring us to
this moment. It is our planet, it belongs to
the future, and it is for us to reclaim and
make real, through love, sex and intelligence.
And intelligence means the psychedelic
experience. It means boundary dissolution.
It means sharing with each other the
depths of the imagination. Because this is
where we're heading folks. The future is in the
imagination. The psychedelic shamans have
dreamed of this around their campfires for
half a million years and it's our privelege
to make it happen, to build on it, to create it,
to call it forth, to redeem history.

And not a moment too soon. Not a moment too soon.
If consciousness expansion is not part of the
human future, what kind of future will it be?
If community is not part of the human future,
what kind of future will it be? If love and
sexuality and sensuality are not part of the human
future, what kind of future will it be? We didn't
cross the ice sheets for this. We crossed the ice
sheets to go to the stars, to go to the heart,
to raise ourselves to the glory that we know is
in us. And we have help. The planetary mind of the
Goddess is reaching out to us in our dreams, in
our psychedelic experiences, in our orgasms.
The Goddess is calling us home.
Hear the call, join the march, look into
hyperspace. What I tell you is true. What I tell
you is true. Go check for yourself. Experiencing the
primacy of experience is the centrepiece of being.

Don't sell out to the media, to the
newspapers, you are centre of the only universe
you will ever really know. It's the truth and if
it's told so as to be understood it will be
believed. The new rave culture is the cutting edge
of the last best hope for suffering humanity.
Spread the word. Shamanise, psychedelise,
orgasmacise your life. Take back the planet -
it's yours, it's yours.

These are the last minutes of human history folks.
The countdown is on.
This is not a test.
We're leaving this world behind,
for a brighter, better world that has always existed;
in our imagination.




Life's Too Short Trailer

Ricky and Stephen Merchant's latest TV comedy series stars Warwick Davis, one of Britain's pre-eminent dwarf actors, playing a fictionalised version of himself.

It is an observational comedy following Warwick's day-to-day frustrations, but still managing to find optimism and warmth in a small world where big things happen.

Like 'Extras' before it, 'Life's Too Short' features a host of celebrity cameos. Hollywood A-listers Liam Neeson, Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp, Steve Carrel and Sting join rub shoulders with homegrown luminaries such as Cat Deeley, Big Keith, Barry-off-Eastenders, Les Dennis, Cheggars, Sophie Ellis Bexter and Right Said Fred.
Ricky said "If Warwick Davis isn't the comedy sensation of next year I'll eat Johnny Depp's hat". Johnny Depp said "upon its debut, I anticipate an immediate 95% plummet in my domestic earnings. Thank you, for ruining my career"  

Ricky and Stephen also make an appearance as themselves.

Ricky said: "Third in our trilogy of TV sitcoms, Life's Too Short is another naturalist observational comedy, dealing with everyday problems, human foibles and social faux pas... but with a dwarf."

Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev On Secret Alien, Extraterrestrial Files

- "Men in Black" agents K and J may be about to recruit a new Russian assistant: Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev.

Medvedev has spoken about top secret files on aliens that may have landed in Russia.

In footage recorded Friday after a television interview, the former president joked that each Russian leader gets two folders with information about extraterrestrials that visited our planet -- and stayed here.

Unseen on camera footage, he is heard telling a Ren TV journalist he could not tell "how many of them are among us, because it may cause panic." He said more details could be found in Barry Sonnenfeld's "Men in Black" films.

Go home Aliens!

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Hits The Final Presidential Debate

"Comedy is the universal language!"

Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago's Weiner's Circle

CNN – Searching Life in Outer Space

Dr. Steven Greer : Sirius Update #5 - Into Post Production

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Sirius€ is a feature length documentary that follows Dr. Steven Greer -€“ an Emergency Medicine doctor turned UFO/ New Energy researcher – as he struggles to disclose top secret information about classified energy & propulsion techniques. Along the way, Dr. Greer investigates new technology and sheds light on criminal suppression. He accumulates over 100 Government, Military, and Intelligence Community witnesses who testify on record about their first-hand experiences with UFOs and with the cover-up.

In the course of his research Dr. Greer is asked to look at an amazing find: a humanoid specimen, 6 inches long from the Atacama Desert. Not until 2012 was he given permission to take bone samples and DNA from the specimen. At that same time a pre-eminent geneticist, hearing of this find, offered to do DNA testing. He enlisted an MD from the same university,- world renowned for his work with skeletal anomalies, to view the x-rays and CT scans. Their expertise along with Dr. Greer’€™s expansive knowledge of the subject bring more questions than answers. Where did this ‘€œAtacama Humanoid’€ come from? Are there others like it? What does it say about the origin of the human species?

While on this odyssey, the audience gains a whole new perspective on technology, human evolution, and clandestine organizations who have manipulated and controlled the public for centuries.


The brilliant scientist, Dr. Peter Plichta is revolutionizing the entire industry ...!
He wants to build in the coming years, a real UFO - VTLO flying saucer.
The fuel used is composed of sand! It is full of space suitability and will be able to fly at a speed of Mach 20th. For this aircraft, he has already filed several patents.

Quick transcript of the video:
In 2 hours from Dusseldorf to Beijing in a flying saucer with a new propulsion system.
For Dr. Peter Plichta this is achivable, in computer animation the aircraft works perfectly.
Since '93, he is the owner of a patent for such an aircraft with silan (?) prupolsion.
This fuel derives from sillica/ sand and named silan.
In the aircraft passangers fly extremly fast, but have no windows.

It will be like sitting in a plane but with a screen in front of you, since there are no windows.
He has spent half his life testing new fuels and says they are ideal tho send people around the world in flying discs.
His fuel is not based on petrol but rather on sillica.
These fuel do not have to be ignite for the reaction occurs automaticaly in the engine.
His dream is a disc that "breathes air" and reaches 20times the speed of sound.
He wants to use this technology on the next rocket after "aryane 5"(?)
His ideas are inspired by the frissbee(?)
It will be powered with silan and can take of and land like a helichopter due to rottors
Once it reaches a certain heght it will start burning fuel.

Thanks to eisleo -

Dr. Peter Plichta works on: The classifiers: Discus-shaped vertical take off and land-starting the reusable hypersonic spacecraft with horizontally working air-breathing ramjet burner than with the use of silanes and silicon powder Fuel burns completely with the atmospheric nitrogen, Discus-shaped missiles with a jet engine and a Rocket motor assembly, Reusable spacecraft, A method of operating a after the reaction principle working mechanism of a missile and missile propulsion (with Silanölverbrennung Nitrogen from the air) (Disk No. IIa), Novel concept for power generation on an inorganic nitrogen cycle, starting from raw material to produce higher silanes sand, A method for driving an engine by combustion of silicon hydrogens and silicon powder having self-generating Siliziumnitridschmierung (silane-Wankel engine), Single-stage missile for the return flight to the Mars surface in less than one year, Space mother ship with heavy-ion accelerator of protons H1 + and Si4 + ions of silicon, used in the Evaporation of liquid silanes occur to reach distant planets, Space mothership with a controllable nuclear fusion drive to achieve nearly the speed of light, Space clothes and diving suits for men and women without breathing bottles with built-in
Auswechselmechanik for all Ausscheiduns products such as CO2, body fluids and feces with protection for Space radiation e.g. by lead salt solutions and the device for food intake, Representation of crystalline silicon from oil sands / oil shale with subsequent production of aluminum by using AlF3 derived from the use of bauxite and electricity, which is released during the production of silicon, where the bauxite used to this day without a disruption in unpurified are used to,


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