Lewis Black rant on the economic meltdown, government

Saigon - Pop Quiz

First question for mothafuckers that's spittin' this "I'ma thug shit"
You claim you blew out a nigga's brain, well what color was it?
A) Reddish like the dark shade of oxygenated blood
B) Brownish like water that's mixed with dirt to make mud
C) Whitish like the man that created the virus to slay us or is it
D) Grayish like the gloomy or rainy day is
Second question strictly for players so state your biz
Tell me exactly what the definition of player is
A) Duke that rock links, flossin' the club and pop drinks
B) The jail nigga that stash the mop ringers and slop sinks
C) The rich rapper who depict the pictures of bigger sixes
D) That broke nigga fuckin' the richest nigga bitches
Movin' right along, question number three is for the females
Never generalizin' I'm into details
Other than the fat chicks that's too quick to strip and spread
What is it exactly that make a honey a chickenhead?
A) If she'll fuck her girl man on some shady shit
B) Go to clubs but'll leave her mother to baby sit
C) Swap sex for materialistic objects
D) All of the above, love, you fucked up
The fourth question's a question that's still in me
Who do y'all niggaz think that it was that killed Biggie?
A) Southside Crips cuz Puffy owed 'em a grip
B) Some crazy 'Pac fan that flipped and unloaded a clip
C) Missiles from pistols from government officials
D) The same cat that came back and then sang "I Miss You"

[Chorus x2]
You never was a killa; you never bust a gun
You never held the spot down; was never on the run
You never lived my life; you deadin' it wrong
Cuz you never did none of the shit that you said in your song

[Verse 2]
With the strength of a hundred baboons
I'll beat your eyes black as a fuckin' raccoon
Leave you covered with stab wounds
Dead in a public bathroom
You like to tighten your face and cuss when you spit
Know what I noticed? That tough shit is just when you spit
I couldn't picture you bustin' a clip
I could see you suckin' a dick or prolly getting' fucked with a stick
Drama with me, son, your baby momma will be
Found in the woods, hangin' by her thong from a tree
You spit my life and want an award
But you can't get my stripes cuz you the type to run in a war
Slung jums in front of the store; done it before
Held guns, I'm talkin' at least a hundred or more
Should put a gun to your jaw, to one of your whores
Fuck under the covers; we all lovers under the floor

Austin Powers Short - Your Fez is Familar

will ferrells funny skit from austin powers

heres the full will ferrell "fez" scene http://youtu.be/jxZQL_Is0mE

Immortal Technique- Golpe de Estado

Ya te dije
Que se acabado la mierda!
Nos compraron el alma barata
Hasta la sangre nos sacan atajan
Y con un contrato te atrapan
Pero primero me matan hermano
Por que prefiero morir
Peliando que ser esclavo
Industria Sucia
Toma lluvia de acido
Aprende la historia de hip hop clasico
Cuando controlan el negocio y la cultura
La musica se vuelve en comercial basura
Y la reina latina, pintada como gallina
Es mas que bailarina o puta en la esquina
Es abogada, profesora, madre, soldada
Y carga nuestro futuro cuando esta embarazada
Mira nuestra gente cruzificada
Y la manera desgraciada
Que estos perros no hablan en nada
Mas que en la riquesa
Que la gente los tiene
Asi que ahora vas a ver
La violencia que viene
Un movimiento de verdad ha empezado
Dejamos el imperio corrupto descuartisado
Golpe de estado disparando al presidente
Es hora de revolucion nuevamente
Un movimiento de verdad ha empezado
Dejamos el imperio corrupto descuartisado
Golpe de estado disparando al presidente
Es hora de revolucion nuevamente
Mother fucker!
I already told you
That the shit is finished!
They bribed our cheap soul
Until blood they extract from us stops
And in a contract they catch you
But first they'll kill my brother
Because I prefer to die
Fighting than to be a slave
Dirty industry, drink acid rain
Learn the history of classic hip hop
When they control business and culture
Music becomes commercial garbage
And the Latin American queen painted like a chicken
It is more than ballerina or a whore on the corner
She is a lawyer, teacher, mother, soldier
And bears our future when she is pregnant
Look at our crucified people
And the wretched way
That these dogs do not talk about anything
More than the riches
That the people possess
So now you are going to see
The violence that comes
A movement of truth has begun
We left the corrupt empire chopped up
Coup d'etat shooting the president
It is time for revolution again
A movement of truth has begun
We left the corrupt empire chopped up
Coup d'etat shooting *censored*

It is time for revolution again

Immortal Technique - Leaving the past

Subtitulado español (english subtitled)

here are "ze" lryics
[Verse 1]
They told me I would never make it, I would never achieve it
Reality is nurishment, but people don't believe it
I guess its hard to stomach the truth like a bulimick
its a dirty game and nobody is willing to clean it
But this is for the paralygics, people dreamin' of runnin'
ladies married to men who dont please 'em, dreamin' of comin'
urbanly murderous like David Berkowitz when I'm gunnin'
Some cowards on the internet didn't think I would sell
scared to talk shit in person, cuz they stuck in a shell
and couldn't understand the pain of being stuck in a cell
Hell is not a place you go, if you not a christian
it's the failure of your lifes greatest ambition
It's a bad decision to blindly follow any religion
I don't see the difference in between the raw and the wrong
Soldiers emptyin' the clips at little kids and they moms
I'm just like a desperate motherfucker strapped to a bomb
Humanity is gone, smoked up in a gravity bong
by a democrat republican Cheech and Chong
Immortal Technique, you never heard me preachin' a song
I'm not controversial, I'm just speakin' the facts
Put your hands in the air like you got the heat to your back
and shake your body like a baby born addicted to crack
And since life is a gamble like the crabstables at Vegas
I freestyle my destiny, it's not written in pages

[Verse 2]
I hate it when they tell us how far we came to be
as if our peoples history started with slavery
Painfully I discovered the shit they kept us secret
this is the exodus like the black jews out of Egypt
I keep it reality based wit the music I make
brought the truth to your face with the style I run wit
like the navy missile that shot down flight eighthundred
I'm like the africans who came here before Colombus
and from the 15hundreds until after the model
I watch Latin America get raped in the sorrow
You see the spanjards never left Espace the Cologne
and if you don't believe me, you can click on Uni Mission
I never seen so much racism in all of my life
every program and newscast, all of them white
It's like a part tide with 10 percent ruling the rest
that type of stress 'll make me put the fucking tool to your chest
Step in my way nigga, I wouldn't wanna be ya
I burn slow like (a) pissing drunk with gonnorrhea
I'll do a freak show in North Korea, burning the flag
while Jay Edgar Hoover politicians dress up in drag
Try to confuse you, makin' it hard to follow this:
capitalism en democracy are not synonymous
You swallow propaganda like a birth control pill
sellin' your soul to the eye on the back of the dollar bill
But that will never be me, cuz I am leavin' the past
like an abused wife with the kids, leavin' your ass
Like a drug addict clean and sober, leavin' the stash
unbreakable Technique leavin' the plane crash
I'm out with the black box and I refuse to return
I spit reality, instead of what you usually learn
and I refuse to be concerned with condecending advice
cuz I am the only motherfucker that could change my life

Some people think I won't make it
but I know that I will
Escape the emptiness
cuz that shit is slow and it kills
the flow and the skill
I made y'all believe that it last
You can make the future
but it starts with LEAVING THE PAST

Lowkey ft. Immortal Technique - Voices Of The Voiceless **2009

same shit different you(noob)tube day, fav at max gz! lol
"the government dont give a fuck about protecting me" from the lyrics Lowkey ft. Immortal Technique - Voices Of The Voiceless **2009

Nas - What goes around

heres another gr8 song from the album - 213 - the hard way

rick james (interlude)/mary jane-213 ft dave chappelle

im rick james b/tch lol
check out chappelles skit at the beginning and end of the track of mary jane from 213
(the song aint that great so you might be skipping to the end for more chapelle fun :p )

Chamillionare - Good Morning

Satanic Surfers - You Can Count Your Money In Your Graves, You Filthy Bastards

Great man playing war like if common people just were toys
They can always buy new
So it's OK to loose a few
Religion's made the people blind, promised something they'll never find
A precious paradise
A final ride into glory

Cause when you're killing for money
The blood you spill doesn't count

How you stop this fucking madness, get them off of their high horses, high and mighty bunch of assholes, god damn fucking hypocrites

What's the problem, they're off to Balkan

Great man playing war like if common people just were toys
They can always buy new
So it's OK to loose a few

Cause when you're killing for money
The blood that they spill
Doesn't count

Steve White - Splenda

Biggest Monkey - Chef'Special

Rome - You better Listen original track

the original track from "Rome: You better Listen"

Kat and Rome - You Better Listen

here·s another version Kat and Rome - You Better Listen

NOFX - Best god in show

NOFX - We Called It America

Remember when America had a middle class
And an upper class, that was way before the exodus
That was the America that we thought was number one,
Thought would overcome, thought would never die
That was just our pride and faith, two shitty deadly sins
I know faith isn't one of 'em but it should have been
Cuz when things were crumbling, we had no camaraderie
Just a faith someone would save us from despondence

We called it America (whoaaaaaa)

Number one America was a slogan used to keep morale up
When we knew we were already cooked
Then the richer western states, succeeded in secession
And the eastern ones followed right behind

Mexi-Can-America was the perfect name that
Epitomized the order of significance, authority and affluence
We had turned it all around
Went from number one straight to number two (shit)

We called it America (whoaaaaaa)

National bankruptcy, circumcised society
USA dined and ditched, Fox reports "poor is the new rich"

We called it America (whoaaaaaa)
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